Dear NBA All Stars, Athletes and Other Ballers,
I know it's NBA All Star weekend and you're ready to floss your wealth, flash your bling and blow your money. But I think someone needs to tell you guys what you already know, but for some reason always forget this time of year.
This is Christmas weekend for Golddigers!
They have planned this trip for an entire year. They've spent countless hours in the gym. They've spent endless nights on the internet trying to get as much info on you as possible. She already knows your salary, how long you've been in the league, where you went to college and everything about your hometown. And yes, some have even read Karrine "Superhead" Steffans book on how to "please" you.
Some of them may are educated and are doing their own thing. But I guarantee you they're not making $10 million a year, so catching you will be like hitting the lotto. Many of these women aren't trying to break the bank with you. They only want about $15,000-25,000/month for child support. That may not seem like a lot of money right now, but ask Jason Caffey, Latrell Spreewell, Shaun Kemp, Scottie Pippen and others to see how it feels 10 years from now. Not to mention the fact that she could scream rape and sue you for $20 million.
So think about that when the very attractive sister who claims she didn't know who you were strikes up a conversation and she just happens to know someone from your hometown, or someone you went to college with. Don't fall for it, it's a trick. I will hate to see you on ESPN or some other media outlet trying to explain how some "gold digger tricked you" into getting her pregnant,or on CNN trying to defend a rape charge. Don't say I didn't warn you.
CNN reported it as "Black Thanksgiving".
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